To whom it may concern at the neighborhood watch: It has recently been brought to our attention that a neighborhood ruffian bought this 1990 AM General M35A2 on Hemmings.com and has proceeded to disrupt the peace and quiet to which we are accustomed. This nuisance offends our precious sensibilities, and we expect you to deal with it forthwith. For your reference, we have included the text of the classified ad for this monstrosity:
This truck is totally BADASS. It is definitely a one-of-a-kind custom. This monster is a 4X4. It will go through anything, anywhere !!! The motor (6 cylinder multi-fuel turbo) was recently rebuilt by ARMY DEPOT… Has very few miles since rebuild (basically brand new)… Tranny shifts like a dream… Truck is very powerful…
This truck was totally restored… Up from the very 1st and down to the very last bolt. Rather than write a whole story I will list everything that was done to make this truck into what it is today.
1. Stripped down to the frame, sand blasted, primed and painted a custom 2-toned Rhino Liner textured scratch resistant paint (black and ARMY green to ASE certification standards. 2. Interior was also painted the same way, textured scratch resistant Rhino Liner paint. 3. All glass is new 4. All gauges are new 5. All dash plates are new 6. All turn signal lamps and stop lamps are new. 7. MOTOR is freshly rebuilt by ARMY DEPOT… 8. MOTOR is a multi-fuel which means it will run on a bunch of different fuels… Basically it prefers Diesel but will run on almost anything flammable. 9. Tranny Fresh also… shifts like new. 10. CUSTOM made replica HUMMER fabricated front end. 11. CHROME plated HUMMER grill. 12. CUSTOM hand made front and rear bumpers. 13. CUSTOM bed 14. Bed bows and tarp 15. CUSTOM overhead LED light bar with cat walk 16. CUSTOM hidden LED front driving lights 17. Replica .50 Cal machine gun mounted on top of bed. (does not fire) 18. CUSTOM hideaway folding seat built in bed. (can be used for MUDFEST, hunting, parades, holidays or your occasional Sunday outing !!! 19. CUSTOM replica .50 Cal machine gun barrels mounted on each fender. 20. (2) BRAND NEW military grade batteries. 21. (4) BRAND NEW Single 1400 GoodYear tires 22. Duel CHROME exhaust stacks that shoot out FLAMES !!! Yes, I said FLAMES !!! 23. Polished Hand Grenade Shifter. 24. Huge AMERICAN FLAG WITH POLE that mounts on top of truck. 25. CUSTOM BOBBED (MADE FROM 6 WHEELS TO 4 WHEELS) 26. CUSTOM LED HEADLIGHTS (TOO BRIGHT TO LOOK AT)
I have a clear Florida title on hand. This truck is fun and flawless.
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